200 vizitorov
Nedavno smo od jednog advokata dobili mejl na redakciju kako nam je deda-ujak iz SAD ostavio milione dolara i vilu u Majamiju odmah pored Lebronove, samo treba brzo da dostavimo bankovne podatke kako bi advokat izvršio poslednju deda-ujakovu želju. Dugo smo razmišljali, i onda shvatili – pa jebote, mi smo redakcija, ovo je redakcijski mejl, a redakcije nemaju deda-ujake, koliko znamo. Tako smo rezonovali, možda smo ostali bez miliona, ali jebeš ga. A onda se u našem inboksu na Fejsbuku zaista pojavila ozbiljna ponuda koja je za sada ostala bez epiloga, na našu veliku žalost. Ako ovo čitaš, LEVANE JAVI NAM SE OPET DA ZAJEDNO POKORIMO INTERNET! Prepisku prenosimo u celosti, netaknutu kako se ne bi izgubila literarna dubina:
Levan Chkondideli: Hello! We help you increase your Website hits (More than 5 000 Visitors per day), rankings (alexa, google) and more. Plus, i can sent you 200 visitors without your job! Just what i need is your username and website!
Tarzanija: Не знам, брате, ти ми баш не уливаш нешто много поверење.
Levan Chkondideli: Sent me your username and Website link. I ia otpravliu tebe 200 vizitorov.
Tarzanija: Ама све ја тебе разумем пријатељу, али некако ми ниси поуздан. Имамо довољно визиторов, додуше увек може боље. Ти иначе како ми живиш?
Levan Chkondideli: I don’t understand your lenguage Speak English or russian please
Tarzanija: So, you want me to send you username and link. No problem. What are your guarantees? You said something about 200 vizitorov. From Tbilisi? I like Georgia very much, my name is George hehe
Levan Chkondideli: Okey, sent me just your website link and Open Google Analytics. And look visitors stats!
Tarzanija: I would have to discuss that topic with our manager Rade Basta. Much visitorov? Many like? Wow!
Levan Chkondideli: Okey I waiting your manager
Tarzanija: Levan, are you still interested for the agressive expansion of our visitorov? Our manager Rade Basta is absolutely thrilled with your bussines proposition but he demands certain… how should I put it, guarantees, that you are a reliable man. A man who would set our visitorov number sky high. Well? What is your secret?
Levan Chkondideli: You don’t need trust me, just watch video, i sent it to you. But, if you have Website and Google Analytics i can sent you 200 visitors right now!
Tarzanija: Hi, i menager. I very like kobiashvili, he good player. Is georgia in rusia? Hello.
i rade basta. It is I, Rade Basta
Levan Chkondideli: Hello Mr. Rade! Yeap i’m from Georgia and thanks you, Kobiasvili really good player! Okey, sent me your link and open G/A *Google Analytics. I think you have stats counter at your site
Tarzanija: yes, here my link https://www.facebook.com/tarzanija.magazin?fref=ts
Levan Chkondideli: Facebook is not your site! :)))) Facebook owner is Mark Zuckerberg! :)))
Tarzanija.com — is this your site?
Tarzanija: facebook my site, i have 90 tousand visitorov
Levan Chkondideli: Listen, Visitors and Likers is not one
Tarzanija: Yes, Tarzanija our site, please send vizitorov
sent* srry
Levan Chkondideli: Okey, have you stats counter at your site? Can you see how meny visitors at your site right now? I told about Tarzanija.com
Tarzanija: Yes, we have everything, it is expensive site
Levan Chkondideli: Okey open your Stats Counter and look, i sent you 200 visitors within 10 min! Traffic source: YouTube, Twitter, Facebook and printerest
Tarzanija: at now momentum have we about 50 peoples. but their not from russia
Levan Chkondideli: Yeap, Your website must be seen from worldwide! How meny visitors right now?
Tarzanija: at now there are 56 visitors, why you ask
Levan Chkondideli: I sent you visitors, from YouTube, Twitter, Facebook, printerest and Google
Tarzanija: What is printerest
Levan Chkondideli: Sorri Pinterest
Tarzanija: Ok, now there is 64 visitors, thank you very much russian friend. SERBIA RUSSIA BROTHERS
Levan Chkondideli: Now, you can do this some Mr. Rade. I’m from Georgia! Register here http://goo.gl/oiwlu and you can sent more then 5 000 visitors per day. If you whant explain you how it warks. *works. and remember, it’s free Service
Tarzanija: How I help now, my russia tavarish!
Levan Chkondideli: Jesus, i’m not Russian! :)) If you know teamviewer, cam at my computer and i show you Or i can sent you Screen Shots.
Tarzanija: Njet problem, my frend. But I dont now how, me just manager, you understand. I must calling technical support but he sleep!
Levan Chkondideli: You don’t understand what? I show you how it warks and you can show it your Tech support. *works. Okey, if you don’t whant, do how you wish
Tarzanija: Nichego. I just menager, but tech gay sleep now. I have to wait until morning, he be angry if I waked him now, he say to me: na hui poshel
Levan Chkondideli: ahaha Okey and don’t forget, register from this link http://goo.gl/oiwlu
Tarzanija: No problems, SPARTAK CHAMPION
